apriki:

• And Hitler was like:

• And Goebbels was like:

• And Rommel was like:

• And Stalin was like:

And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”

• And FDR was like:

• And Mussolini was like:

• Even fucking Hirohito was like:

(via kremlintine)

U.S. upon finding missiles:

Khrushchev  and Castro on outset:

Lyndon Johnson and other Kennedy admins on how to react:

Kennedy:

Kennedy Administration on decision to put up blockade:

Khrushchev and Castro reaction:

Kennedy admin:

Khrushchev initial reaction:

Kennedy admin:

Khrushchev and Castro after 13 days:

U.S. reaction:

Kennedy Admin:

League of Nations Response:

USSR Expectations:

Finnish Reaction:

USSR Reaction:

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