- And Hitler was like:
- And Goebbels was like:
- And Rommel was like:
- And Stalin was like:
And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”
- And FDR was like:
- And Mussolini was like:
- Even fucking Hirohito was like:
U.S. upon finding missiles:
Khrushchev and Castro on outset:
Lyndon Johnson and other Kennedy admins on how to react:
Kennedy Administration on decision to put up blockade:
Khrushchev and Castro reaction:
Khrushchev initial reaction:
Khrushchev and Castro after 13 days:
League of Nations Response:
MY DAD IS A BUTCHER
SURE I’LL CONQUER BITS OF EUROPE FOR YOU
OH YOU WANTED TO KEEP THAT BIT OF REAL ESTATE ON HAMPTON COURT SHITTY?
WHEN YOU SUBMIT.
Keep in mind that your badass moderator, being a history student, knows things about the following and is a little too preoccupied with the things in bold:
-The World Wars
-The late Roman Republic and pre-Holy Roman Empire
-Elizabethan England, particularly London
-The Age of Sail
-Twentieth century Britain
-The American Revolution, Civil War, and twentieth century
-Nineteenth century Germany (ish)
While happy and equipped to do some research about your era of choice, IF YOU DON’T SEE IT HERE AND THINK YOU COULD MAKE IT HILARIOUS, GIF IT YOURSELF, I AM NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU also I don’t want people getting real mad thinking this blog is only white people history.
Apologies for the super-hiatus; we have returned, lower-quality and better than ever.
SUBMIT SOME SHIT.
the first crusade:
the second crusade:
the third crusade:
richard and the fourth crusaders: